Dumb Blond

It’s so funny how we just assume that everything will go as planned. For the last six months I’ve had the same morning routines, and very seldom have they been thrown off but this morning was a doozy.

First off, we got a new kitten. I slept in the living room with the kitten, which was fine, but I was up quite a bit during the night and I LOVE my sleep. I typically don’t sleep well, but I love going to bed, being in my bed and waking up in my bed, getting out of my bed, and starting my morning routine of slapping water on my face and neck, weighing myself, changing into workout clothes, putting my green tea under eye masks on, grabbing my air pods and heading downstairs to the kitchen for some pre-workout, filling my water, grabbing a sweat towel, stretching and doing my workout in my little make-shift gym.

So, I was tired. But I got dressed and went with it.

Second, which I am actually really excited about…over the weekend I re-arranged my gym, it looks SO much better, however it wasn’t the same, but was fine; just felt a little “off.” Then, I tried to turn on my DVD that I work out to and I didn’t hook the frickin thing up right after my weekend of re-arranging. It’s old school, red, orange, and white thingies. It took forever to get it to work .

Third, I tried to turn on Pandora, on my phone, no Wi-Fi, so I fuck with that a bit.

Forth, I get on my tread, still no fucking Wi-Fi for my Peloton class (this is after my DVD workout). So, I use the app on my phone and end up doing a ¼ of the workout I typically do because I was out of time.

Right before I went to work my Husband told me I didn’t plug the router back in; WTF. This is because I didn’t know it was the router; I thought it was a Wi-Fi booster.